Wednesday, February 11, 2009

I keep telling you...

I know in the past I've said that Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse or had horse-like tendencies. Apparently I was wrong.
Upon closer inspection I am now lead to believe that she is not a horese, but rather some sort of pig, deer or sheep. I give you exhibit A: The Cloven Hoof.

Sarah is obviously a member of the mammalian order Artiodactyla. Examples of mammals that possess this type of hoof are pigs, deer, sheep and washed up HBO Actresses.

The almost finger-like dexterity available to cloven hoofed mammals like the Mountain Goat and Sarah Jessica Parker combined with a hard outer shell and soft and flexible inner pads provide excellent traction in their precarious habitats. This would explain how she's been able to cling to an acting career when she clearly exhibits no real acting chops.

5 comments:

Andrea! said...

ewwww!! LOL!! Those are hideous...She has moose knuckle feet - BLEH.

LeGrand said...

absolutely the best thing i have ever seen on your blog.. LOVE IT!!

Scott said...

I was going to say something like "What an embarrassing display of cameltoe"...

But I thought that would be inappropriate, and totally not something that I would normally say.

So I resisted.

Aren't you proud of me?

Iknowaboutpopular said...

I am very proud of you Scott. If there is one thing I try to promote here at iknowaboutpopular.com it's appropriateness.

Julie said...

Ugly boots should be against the law. As well as Sarah Jessica Parker.

 
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