Slightly used comforter for sale!

I don't know what it is about my apartment that makes people want to have sex there... but they do. On my couch, coffee table, floor, yea verily even on my bed. I just wish once that I could be included in some of the coitus.

I mean how many times do you have to break into your own bedroom with the blunt end of a q-tip with your camera flashing like Lindsey Lohan's in there doing lines of blow, before people will take the hint that maybe the persons bed that you having sex on doesn't want you having sex on his bed. Maybe he (the person who owns the bed) is drunk tired and wants to go to sleep. I guess when all the blood has moved from your big head to your small head it makes it harder (lol) to think of things like that. I mean I even sent in a ridiculously good looking clown in hopes that they would take the hint... but no... in true gay fasion they just tried to include him.

I mean if you are shagging on another persons bed isn't it a sign of good breeding to at least include them?

Please comment with your thoughts.

I will place the names of all those who comment in a hat and the one who's name I draw will win a free frosty and be able to view pictures of my comforter being violated.